WHY?
Cerberus
A Better Dog.
Occaissionally makes dog sounds
No feeding or love required
Most bugs nonlethal
Trained on adorable robot dogs
Physically incapable of infant consumption
No feeding or love required
Most bugs nonlethal
Trained on adorable robot dogs
Physically incapable of infant consumption
Meat dogs were fun.
What divides Cerberus from a Tamagotchi? Simple. Two thousand dollars.
What divides Cerberus from a Tamagotchi? Simple. Two thousand dollars.