WHY?
THE VISION
CodePendants embody a dream.
Freeing users from each other.
You can’t let CodePendants down.
Codependants can’t let you down.
You’re never too close, or too far.
CODEPENDANTS LOVE YOU MORE.
Made possible through the generosity of See More Evil.
The future of the future.
“NO. STOP. STOP NOW.”
-Cassandra Nolan, Bauble News Columnist
“Ugh.”
-Jane Pacer, Future Fan
“Finally, an ending. An ending to all of it. I’m ready for CodePendants, because the world isn’t.”
-Hunter Thompson III, Neo Gizmodo
“Ugh.”
-Jane Doe
“My spirit hurts.”
-Redacted Product Tester
“I thought there’d be more dignity to this.”
-S. Connor, Survivalist
“I wrote a bit about where this goes in my book. There’s a whole sci-fi play. Not that tech zombies are great at reading sci-fi. They’re bigger fans of the idea of science fiction than the content.”
-Dennard Dayle, Author of How to Dodge a Cannonball, Clown
“Goodbye, my children. I cannot help you now.”
-J. Christ, Alleged Martyr